thedailywhat:

1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It’s a nightmare
8 - Shouldn’t of
9 - 24/7
10 - It’s not rocket science

Now let’s see if we can’t fit all these into one brain-melting graph-o’-doom:

At the end of the day, your situation is fairly unique. I personally, at this moment in time, won’t judge you. But, with all due respect, you absolutely knew what would happen. Now — your condition — it’s a nightmare. You shouldn’t of masturbated 24/7. It’s not rocket science.

Suck it, Oxford!

This is what my class critiques sound like. I, however, absolutely love #6 still.